COPYRIGHT RUN RAMPANT

Right, so listen up. The UK market is crackling with a whole ton of copyright. Kids are pulling a fast one to get into clubs, pubs, and buy drinks. It's a right circus out there, mate. Authorities are battling to keep up with the fad, but these crafty whippersnappers are always outfoxing them. It's a game of who's got the upper hand at this point.